At least my fucked up world has no cobwebs.

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eastvicpark:

entire human race turns out to be some shitty performance art piece by the cosmic equivalent of an overly conceited art major

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd)

(Source: fairyuniverse)

bakeanddestroy:

I was tempted, but resisted posting this on the @catemcnabb account. #makeuptips

bakeanddestroy:

I was tempted, but resisted posting this on the @catemcnabb account. #makeuptips

neverbeenspanked:

ffffjjjj:

I need a 500 pack of these

srsly

(Source: shmegeh)

pocketchina:

My sister sent me a link to a Doof Daily, a thing that Disney is doing on youtube where Dr. Doofenshmirtz is talking about internet acronyms and he has made up his own and one of them is rihnihtwgimhf

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which I think is pretty long but then he explains what it means

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and I die of laughter

The video: [x]

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

jmrichards:

laughingsquid:

A Tour of the British Isles in Accents

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING.
I MUST MEMORIZE THEM ALL.

I was so close, why did the video stop?

I’m gonna go poke Simon and make him talk to me.

(Source: 4thkinddenver)

So tired of being sick.

I just want to keep some food down and have some sex. Goddamned it I’m not asking that much.